A quick ‘wave’ from sabbatical land as I report fresh from the front line of the gender divide. Two young ‘chaps’ blew the whole thing wide open last night as I skipped through London’s Grosvenor Square. Unwittingly so. They didn’t know I was listening - at first.
Toff One: (Talking about mutual work colleague), Don’t you think she’s just really bloody hot? I do, but she obviously masturbates wayyyyyyyyy too much!
Toff Two: Yah, she's just not having the cock is she? She’d much rather go home and masturbate. But she’s still blooooody hot!!
Me: (In front, shoulders moving silently up and down as trying to stifle laugh)
Toff One: (Whispering), I think that person just heard what we were saying.
I did, but I'm not sure I understand what I heard.
Answers on a postcard, but preferably an email to The Virginity Project.
Puuurlease put me out of my misery! (Whilst I go and do the obvious).
