Sage advice?

The seventh of the seventh, two thousand and seven seems as good a day as any to lose one's virginity. Perhaps, in addition, you might want to try this trick as well. It is taken from the delightfully titled, 'Opening Night' chapter of Hanne Blank's brilliant book about virginity, 'Virgin - The Untouched History'.

A Virgin’s Bath:

'If a young woman about to have sex for the first time bathes in mint tea, rubs her body with vetiver oil, and drinks cups of sage tea warmed with a dash of whiskey, her first sexual experience will be good’. Traditional hoodoo recipe, related by Catherine Yronwode.

Lovely idea, not very practical. If you want practical, watch this space.

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