overheardlastnight.com

A quick ‘wave’ from sabbatical land as I report fresh from the front line of the gender divide. Two young ‘chaps’ blew the whole thing wide open last night as I skipped through London’s Grosvenor Square. Unwittingly so. They didn’t know I was listening - at first.

Toff One: (Talking about mutual work colleague), Don’t you think she’s just really bloody hot? I do, but she obviously masturbates wayyyyyyyyy too much!

Toff Two: Yah, she's just not having the cock is she? She’d much rather go home and masturbate. But she’s still blooooody hot!!

Me: (In front, shoulders moving silently up and down as trying to stifle laugh)

Toff One: (Whispering), I think that person just heard what we were saying.

I did, but I'm not sure I understand what I heard.

Answers on a postcard, but preferably an email to The Virginity Project.

Puuurlease put me out of my misery! (Whilst I go and do the obvious).

Comments

[DJ Kirkby]

It's possible to masturbate too much? Who'd of guessed!

[stm]

I think this comment is a defense mechanism.
It's like the guy who tries to pick up a woman, gets rejected and says, "She's probably a lesbian."

Because thinking she doesn't like any guys is better than thinking she doesn't like you. (Author's note -- I don't believe in this philosophy. I just accept the shame of being rejected and move on)

So the comment is probably based on one of them (or someone they know) trying to pick her up and being rejected. If she wasn't into them...or anyone else that night...then they are spinning it into her "not wanting guys" instead of not wanting them.

Just my two pence...

[Kate Monro]

I think you are right on the money!